Ahoy! Today be talk like a Pirate day so ye should all be addin’ ‘me hearties’ t’ every sentence, me hearties. I decided t’ share these pirate chat-up lines I found on t’ internet me hearties.

Wanna shiver me timbers?
’tis a fine treasure chest!
Prepare to be boarded!

Avast! If ye can’t find a parrot, why not take your guinea pig for a walk me hearties?