Samuel’s jokes

Samuel has been telling quite a few jokes lately. They seem to revolve around the theme of “Why did the <thing> walk?” and the answer is often related to whatever he is looking at or has just happened.

Sam jokes from the past include:

What happens if you have doughnuts with chocolate on top? You’ll get poorly.
Why does a cow walk through water? To get to his hay.
What do you call a firework that laughs? A bachooaa.

And all these were told just now (as I was writing this post):

Why did the sky walk? To get down from the Sun and the clouds to find a picture of the baby.
Why did the Sun walk? To fix the wires.
Why did the computer walk? To put on the computer.
Why did the salt walk? To move the mouse on the computer.

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